Divine Memo

To: God, She Who Is Known By Many Names, Loki, and Whomever is doing this
From: Melissa (a lowly human here in Massachusetts)
Re: Snow
Date: January 26, 2005


Sirs and Madams:

I humbly ask that You switch off the Godly Dandruff program that has been causing many headaches to Your followers this week here in New England. I will be most happy and gracious in helping find an appropriate Divine Dandruff shampoo to help with the problem, as the flakes are piling a bit too deep to deal with in good humor.

Please, please-- stop for a few days and send us a warm wind so that we might see over the drifts for a few days before the next batch.

Oh-- and while I do not wish to appear violent or malconent, would You please smite the driver who insisted on driving 15 miles per hour on Route 128 north on the Dedham hill this morning, only to stop halfway up and force me into a spin to keep from hitting him? Spinning a Jeep is most unwise and dangerous to Your other followers.

Blessed Be,
Melissa